Monday, March 22, 2010

give me a good reason...

#1 - We both love hot dogs.
#2 - No one else will know the difference between all her "I don't knows."
#3 - My big hands are the only sufficient home for her long fingers.
#4 - No one else is patient enough for "Because I said so."
#5 - Who else would she have cute inside jokes with? Like "Tanks," and flamingos and hippos, and tearing your clothes off.
#6 - We both like all 12 Apostles and members of the First Presidency equally; we don't play favorites.
#7 - No two people could be as understanding, accepting, and loving about each others' past.
#8 - Who else would tell her stories about the amazing adventures  of Sydney and Johnny Monster?
#9 - We both love to quote song lyrics.
#10 - Because she'll always win.
#11 - We could be perfectly content leaning against each other reading a book.
#12 - What other girl will argue about politics? Answer: No one.
#13 - He's cute in a pathetic sot of way.
#14 - He makes sure that she's safe while she sleeps.
#15 - censored for privacy
#16 - She's never being a brat in his eyes, just rational.
#17 - She is the prettiest girl in his whole world.
#18 - He'll treat her like a princess.
#19 - They both hate, and I mean HATE cats.
#20 - They'd never have to argue about what music to listen to in the car.
#21 - They're both mature and secure enough to go 24-hours without talking and not freak out in the process.
#22 - Because he makes all sorts of exceptions for her.
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#24 - He'll let her eat all the junk food she wants, because... censored
#25 - Because he'll sing her to sleep.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

i hate thin walls.

when i'm a grown up and have a zillion dollars to design and build my own house with i'm going to make sure that every room is soundproofed so well that you have to text the person on the far side of the couch to pass you the remote.

now, if you don't mind, i'm going to put in some ear-plugs and attempt to take a nap instead of accomplishing any of the eleven items on my to-do list.